About This Blob


Oh hey. What’s up?
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Ughhhhhhh. I’m sorry. I know you can sense the despondency in my tone of writing. I’m just in a bad mood. I mean, I’m really peeved off right now, you know? 
I found out, and here’s where it gets icky, I accidentally put my cat, Samuel, to sleep a couple of weeks ago. Oh, it was so sad! And today my Aunt Dervie reminded me of it when she said, “cat got your tongue?”, after I choked on an English muffin (Samuel’s favorite breakfast). 
I don’t think I’ve ever had muffins come out of my eyes as tears before. 
BUT ANYWAY. 
I’m Chloe. This is my blog. At first, I thought, “why would I have any interest in starting a blog”? Then, it occurred to me: (pause for effect) Blogs Make You Famous. 
I know, right? It was sorta like an epiphany. 
So here I am today, on the verge of something big. With all of you kids by my side, we can make it to the top. Let's join fanny packs in the great fight. 
I’ll start the climb. Who’s with me?