Tuesday, February 15, 2011

What's Up, Egypt!

That should have read: What's up with Egypt?

Related question: Where is Egypt?

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The Squall

Check out this new "band", The Squall. So hip:

Snow What?

Some scenester-hipster-tween tweeted me today asking how I was doing in the blizzard.


Sometimes you have to pick your battles, kids. Don't give up. Even for a massive squall/blizzard.

Keep your head up, unless it's REALLY windy.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Special Announcement!

Kids and children alike, I recently saw this video with an advertisement for FANNY PACK ACCESSORIES.

It's really cool! Check it out! I might just head down there soon and get me some "ORANGE" or perhaps "SOCKS WITH HOLES" (for nostalgia's sake).

Friday, January 28, 2011

State of the Onion

I know it's a little late to jump on Obama's State of the Union address that happened who-knows-how-long ago, but I saw that a lot of blogs reporting it getting a lot of attention. And I like attention.

The problem is that I didn't watch the State of the Union address. In fact, I didn't even know what it was until about 5 minutes ago (and I'm still confused).

What did y'all think about it? Do you think there should have been an indie house-band like Arcade Fire or Best Coast, or would you have rather seen mainstreamers (LAME-streamers) like Kathy Perry or Lady Ganja?

I sort of wish that John Boehn-ofmyexistence-er was more tan. He's really working hard to be on the next season of Jerhsey Shore (see: Jerhsey Shore). I just hope he learns to wear more Ed Hardy.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Fanny Packs

Hey guys, big DILEMMA (just like that new Vince Vauggher film!)!

I can't decide if I want this Coach one, so I can be all fancy:

If I should be "scene" like this chick:

I just can't keep up sometimes. Fanny packs are HUGE right now. I feel like I'm in the 90s all over again. I know, right?

So the question is: should I be subtle, yet "high-end", and purchase the Coach pack? Or should I be "cool" and get the expensive-cheap-looking-neon one?

Thanks, guys! Go Bears!

Friday, January 21, 2011