I know, right?
So all this led me to create another new segment, guys! It's called Pet Peeves, and basically I just write about things my pets do that kinda piss me off.
Here are my TOP 3 from today:
1. I hate it when my dog, Dug, digs divots in the dugout. I HATE it. She's lucky to have me as her owner. Who's knows if she'd even be alive right now had she gone to, say, Mr. Roberts upstairs? I heard all THREE of his iguanas (on the FIRST NIGHT he had them) escaped and killed two kids. So irresponsible, ya know?
THEY'RE ANIMALS: LOVE THEM OR HATE 'EM.
2. You know when your cat or your dog licks your hand? I HATE that! So much! What do I look like? A lollipop? Sicko.
My dog, Buddyweiser, does that ALL DA TIME. I know, right?
3. My cat, Samuel, is great and all, BUT why does he insist on saying all of those hurtful things?
