Special Announcement!

Kids and children alike, I recently saw this video with an advertisement for FANNY PACK ACCESSORIES.

It's really cool! Check it out! I might just head down there soon and get me some "ORANGE" or perhaps "SOCKS WITH HOLES" (for nostalgia's sake).

Fanny Packs

Hey guys, big DILEMMA (just like that new Vince Vauggher film!)!

I can't decide if I want this Coach one, so I can be all fancy:

OR,

If I should be "scene" like this chick:

I just can't keep up sometimes. Fanny packs are HUGE right now. I feel like I'm in the 90s all over again. I know, right?

So the question is: should I be subtle, yet "high-end", and purchase the Coach pack? Or should I be "cool" and get the expensive-cheap-looking-neon one?

Thanks, guys! Go Bears!