Special Announcement!

Kids and children alike, I recently saw this video with an advertisement for FANNY PACK ACCESSORIES.

It's really cool! Check it out! I might just head down there soon and get me some "ORANGE" or perhaps "SOCKS WITH HOLES" (for nostalgia's sake).

State of the Onion

I know it's a little late to jump on Obama's State of the Union address that happened who-knows-how-long ago, but I saw that a lot of blogs reporting it getting a lot of attention. And I like attention.

The problem is that I didn't watch the State of the Union address. In fact, I didn't even know what it was until about 5 minutes ago (and I'm still confused).

What did y'all think about it? Do you think there should have been an indie house-band like Arcade Fire or Best Coast, or would you have rather seen mainstreamers (LAME-streamers) like Kathy Perry or Lady Ganja?


I sort of wish that John Boehn-ofmyexistence-er was more tan. He's really working hard to be on the next season of Jerhsey Shore (see: Jerhsey Shore). I just hope he learns to wear more Ed Hardy.

Fanny Packs

Hey guys, big DILEMMA (just like that new Vince Vauggher film!)!

I can't decide if I want this Coach one, so I can be all fancy:

OR,

If I should be "scene" like this chick:

I just can't keep up sometimes. Fanny packs are HUGE right now. I feel like I'm in the 90s all over again. I know, right?

So the question is: should I be subtle, yet "high-end", and purchase the Coach pack? Or should I be "cool" and get the expensive-cheap-looking-neon one?

Thanks, guys! Go Bears!

Question

What's your favorite song about death and/or life?

"Chex" Party Mix

Find out how to put these songs on a cassette, play it at a party, make lots of friends.

1. Don't Get Cute - Kurt Vile

I like to start a party chill, you know? People are still coming in and out. This is almost Pre-Show.

2. Might - Archers of Loaf 

Are they getting back together? Discuss!

3. Waiting for Tonight - J Lo

Get da ppl on da dance floor, dumb-dumb!


4. Hyper Enough - Superchunk

This song. Is the SHIZZ.


5. Cubs in Five - Mountain Goats

I don't hear any drums. Also, GO CUBS!

6. Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel

Always my party's motto: Only the good die young.

7. Mission Viejo - Lifter Puller 

The twin brother band of The Hold Steady.


8. Your Rabbit Feet - Wild Nothing

Time to "chillax" the party.


9. Here Comes A Regular - the Replacements

For all the DRUNKIES, am I right?!


10. A Message To You Rudy - The Specials 

How'd this get on here?





PARTY ON, KIDS!

A Funny Story Samuel (my cat) Told Me:

This morning my cat, Samuel, awoke me from a drunken slumber to tell me this story:

Once upon a time...
In the vast tundra of New Jerhsery, there lay a beach house. In the summer, this beach house is ROCKIN'. It's full of the coolest people and the coolest parties EVER.

Everyone wears Ed Hardy; everyone is orange; and EVERYTHING is shiny. Seriously, this place is like that tribe in the movie The Island (the one with Leo DeCap) but BETTER.

BUT ANYWAY, a whole bunch of stuff happens at this place, and it gets filmed. You'll never guess who broadcasts it. You'll NEVER guess!

MTV.

I knnnnnooooooooooowwwwwwww, right?

It's a cat's paradise. Let's go there. Let's go there. Let's go there. Let's go there. Chloe, let's go there. Let's go there, Chloe....

And on and on that story went. I should go to this New Jerhsey.

Po-po

Kids, the FEDS are after me. I have to take down the MP3s. I don't really understand, though, because how many blogs out there have MP3s to copyrighted material? Yet NO ONE is going after them.

I knoooooooooooow, right?

They're just jealous of what I offer to society.

I feel sad that I can't give you samples of albums I think you should BUY. You'll just have to take my word for these bands/artists/songs/albums now. Sorry. Nothing I can do about it. Talk to the government.

Just know that I love you, and I'm not taking down the links to the mp3s because I'm mad at you. It's because THEY'RE mad at ME.

You kids are good. Stay safe, and buy music!